P is for baby Penelope

Today Ma and I had lunch with our pals Traci, Heather and her kiddo Baby P...better know as Penelope.  Baby P totally had the hots for me...and why not?  I look like a baller in that sweet baby Gap hat of mine that Traci, her dog Tallulah and Hubby Justin got for me!!  Is this a sign for the future?  Get in line ladies...get in line.